idiotating buttocks.

well. 

i have a buttock song. i learnt of the word buttock through my darling cousin tiffany. who said it, in capital letters, might i add. hehe.

i also have another new word. idiotate.

you're a buttock,

you're a big fat ugly buttock,

when i poke you you'll bounce back (manda koh's line)

you idiotate meeeeeee.

- buttock performed by amanda khoo feat. amanda koh.

p/s : i fell down the stairs today. AGAIN. eighth time. EIGTH time i tell you.

sick.

i'm best friends with sick. like sick sick sick. 

sick's an awesome friend. sick causes your nose to run and makes you feel ike you're gonna freeze to death even though the air-conditioner isn't on.

yuck. 

currently skyping with mit. 

i don't feel like going to school morrow. 

too much of you is never enough.

birthdays. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUDREY KHOO AI YING. :)

yes. today is my sister's birthday. she has officially turned 7 years old. i'm so proud. heh.

ohmygosh.

i am so silly. i forgot to bring my literature book home.

HOW ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE MY CHARACTER DESCRIPTION THINGY??

thank god i make up for my silliness with some small amount of smartness. hehehe. i wrote it on plain paper. me is copying it into the book tomorrow morning .

well. audrey has 2 cakes. 2. because aunt jenny got her one and mom bought her one too. :)

lucky girl.

p/s : my favorite pic is the last one. coz i look ohsocool. HAHA.

you spin my head right round when you go down.

assault of lips. what sweet revenge.

chapter 8

chapter 8 of and every color in between is up!

please read and review. :)

oh yea. and HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! :)


haha. loads of thank yous and hearts to everyone!

ugh. i'm trying to upload chapter 8 of and every color in between but fictionpress is being an arse and isn't cooperating. my internet isn't exactly helping out either.

thanks alot nitwits. pssht.

i'm so sick sick sick. :(

sigh. these pics were taken in manda koh's house. good times, good times. when i wasn't sick. boo.




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trouble

i am coming down with the flu. i'm blaming this on you mit! you must've passed it to me via the phone. :(

haiz. i've been tagged. twice actually.

1. Do you think you're hot?

oh yeaaaa. hotter than you'll ever be. like. WEREWOLF HOT, MAN! hahaha.

2. Upload a favourite picture of you.

3. Why do you like this picture?

it's not really my favorite pic. it's extremely recent. hehe. that's why i took it. and urm in this pic, manda and i are being wacky. okay okay. i look mostly mad. DUDE. i was taking pictures with a puncher. at least she had an orange soft toy. I HAD A STATIONERY THING.

4. When was the last time you ate pizza?

i don't remember. :(

5. The last song you listened to.

trouble - britney spears

6. What are you doing right now besides this?

essay. haha!

7. What name do you prefer besides yours?

jaslyn leanna keynes. MUAHAHA. my future kid's name. note the KEYNES.

8. 5 people to tag.

1) mit
2) manda

3) ann

4) joanne

5) sarah

9. Who is no.1?

insane woman who passed me her germs. :(

10. No.3 is having relationship with?

edward cullen.

11. Say something about no.5.

she's excessively tall. like. it should be illegal to be her height.

12. How about no. 4?

:D she's been mean and decided to join in on the bullying of me. boo. but i still love her. :D

13. Who is no.2?

the other amanda. HAHA.

onto the next taggggg

5 Secrets, 5 Truths.5 Things-

List 5 things that you want to say to people but never will.

-Don't say who they are.

-DON'T EVER DISCUSS IT AGAIN.

1) what is WRONG with you?? it's so annoying! it's so silly the way you think i don't know you glare at me everytime i say something. heck, even when i don't say anything. pssht. get a life.

2) i give up. on you. yes. i do. HAHA. that rhymed. but yea, basically we're done. i'm done.

3) sometimes i wonder what would have happened if i hadn't pushed you away. but there's always an if.

4) i hate you i hate you i hate you. eesh. you weird pseudo-nutter who insults me for no effing reason. i feel like karate chopping you into oblivion and then cutting you up into eensy weensy pieces. then i'll dance in your blood. MUAHAHA. i don't really feel like doing that. i'm just angry.

5) you'd better get it right. you don't wanna stand around and lose something.

I tag :
anyone who wants to do this depressing tag. i feel so sad now. :(

:)

AWWW.

so cute. :D

ahaha. david archuleta would make an excellent marco. :) yes, i'm still animorphed. hahaha.

ngeeeeee.

a little too not over you official vid. :D

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alalala.

i hit my head. :( i've got a bump the size of mount everest on my noggin now. stoopid falling pens.

boo.

keeeeppp trying to put her back together againnnn
like all the kings horses, and all the kings men
but there's nothing thereeeee
just youuuu and himmmm
working over a corpse.

HAHA. such an evil poem. cackle.

baby you are the weapon i choose.

it's joanne's special day!

hahaha.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOTTAY!

i loverley yous alot alots. i know you do too. :)


well. today was hottay's partay. haha. tay and tay. ngee.

loads and loads of funnedy fun fun.

i found out you can actually backflip off a seesaw. of course it was on purpose. pssht. how could you ever think i'd do it accidentally? i'm too awesome and un-clutzy to do that. note the sarcasm. ngee.

there are loads of pictures. we each have our own awesome profile picture. haha. :)

i'm so sorry i had to leave early. :( i missed the cake AND the fireworks.

ngee. had another open house.

dayummm. uncle peter's house is gigantic! sarah, tiff and i went all the way upstairs and found...jeng jeng jeng. the rooftop. haha.

baby you are the weapon i choose