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Burning Rooms.




So did he foil his own?
Is he ready to reform?

Make Way for the Goldrush.



I know we’re kidding this time,
I think I got it by now.
Come be my role model now,
I need a taste for a while then I’ll let you go.
Is there a place you would rather be?
Show me your true face then hide from me.
But I always end up kissing you then miss you even more and more.
I always mess it up, I never got it right not even once.
You tell me I’m a liar that I can’t decide which way to go.
But in the end you’re like me.
And in the end you’re like me.

Conviction.

Hello, hello everyone!

I am back! (Not really, but I had this sudden urge to blog.)

It's a new year! A little too late for me to be wishing anyone who's reading this (is there anyone? Haha, if you're reading this, kudos to you!) a happy new year, but I shall do it anyway! Because I'm cool like that.

So here goes :

HAPPY NEW YEAR! :)

And that's about it - I've lost my mojo. Heh.

Till the next time I feel the need to blog again!



ohholyguacamole.

wowzers.

6 months is an awfully long time, don't you think?


who woulda thunk, babyskins.

Comes and Goes In Waves

Wow, it's been a while, hasn't it? It's July now, and trials are looming near. The mere thought of it hovers over my head like flies do over dung.

That was a terrible analogy. I just compared my head to dung. Whut.

Anyway, there's so much and yet so little to say. This always seems to be the problem.

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO CARMEN AND JOANNE. JOANNE AND CARMEN.

Hai Gaiz. Thanks for still checking my undead blog once in a while. :P

College life is as stressful as trying to breathe underwater. You just can't, you know? I'm not even making sense. MY RIGHT EYE ITCHES LIKE CRAY CRAY.

Coral now has to wear a collar. Like Dug from Up.


I need to get my head back in the game. Sigh. I wish I weren't distracted so easily. I swear my attention span's only two seconds long. (Obviously, I exaggerate. I think.)

Here's a dance video that cracks me up. Like an egg. Except eggs are cracked open. Heh.





So, whatcha think, Carmen? Am I still as funny as I was before? 




"You used to be much more muchier. You've lost your muchness."

howdy.

well i got this sudden urge to start blathering on and on about nonsensical things in my own brilliant way, so i decided to blog! yay!! or not. i donno. :P

anywayyy, it's a new year and all, so happy new year! (i'm like. 5 days late, but as the saying goes : better late than never! right? right? or did i get it wrong? :P)

so yea, i've basically been a sloth these few months after SPM. uhuh. you want a picture of a sloth? go look for one yourself. i'm too lazy to.

whoa, i've just like. lost it. my urge to blog. heh.

ladeedaaaa.

ooh! since i don't feel like exercising my fat, meaty fingers anymore, here's a video that i like! :)



and and and here's another. just coz.



actually no. it's coz i really like this song and i think she's super pretty. :P

okay. ciao for now! :)

howl at the moon.

so yesterday, i stayed up till 1 a.m. watching videos of wolves :







say what you mean.

so lately, (actually today) i've been watching food vlogs on youtube. :P









ONE OF MY VERY FAVORITES :



this guy is magic. his food looks like ryguruyfijdsmkx. yea. it's indescribable.

here's an awesomesauce video on apple pie :



i'm super duper hungry. :P

oh and here's this blog i visit for recaps on tv shows!

yup. so yea. my stomach's grumbling. :P

bang bang boom.

i have no time. literally. it's like this :



i don't have time to even BREATHE.

and yet i am doing this now.

i amaze myself sometimes.

anyway, here's another time-consuming site that i think the whole world should start visiting.

also, don't mind the self-promotion, but visit our (shared by Ashleigh and I) tumblr! occasional funny things can be found there, along with pictures of really good-looking males; it's a two-for-one bonus! :D

okay, that's all for now. CLICK ON BOTH THE LINKS UP THERE FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE. or not. :P you know, whatever floats your boat, doode. :)

awkward potato/octopus.

i have a good many things to do right now, but i don't feel like doing them, however, i know that i will do all of it, despite the fact that it might mean me sacrificing all my sleep. because i spend too much time on the internet looking at funny things.. for example, i don't feel like finishing up my math because i've been busy with this site

if you click on it, i'm pretty sure you won't wanna leave.

so i really hope you finish your homework before you click on that link. :P

also, SHOUT OUT!

to CARMEN and AISHAH because they apparently still read my blog. i say apparently because they told me to update properly like. two to three months ago? but i never really got round to it. heh. so maybe they don't check no more. :P

um. well. RIGHT.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYBODY.

may you be graced with loads of angpao. :)

sigh.

i'm so sleepy. in fact, i'm sleepy all the time. yawn. there is not a single second whereby i don't feel like lying down, closing my eyes and sleeping.

okay.

goodbye now. i will attempt to do my work, like i should have done ages ago.

fullstop.

so 2010's drawing to an end.

i have everything and nothing to say.

mostly nothing. :P

hahaha. i just realized how absolutely silly that was.

um.

yea.

till next year! :)

'tis the season.

it's christmas eve, and i'm pretty sure i won't be updating this morrow, so MERRY CHRISTMAS beforehand. :)

um.

i haven't been blogging much recently, and i'm pretty sure nobody reads this anymore. (except me. occasionally. when i'm supremely bored) so here's what i've been doing : sleeping late, waking up late, eating, watching tv - WHITNEY WON MASTERCHEF!!!!, watching movies, reading books, watching movies AGAIN, eating some more, etc.

HOW MUCH FUN IS THAT???

ANYWAY. going to penang on monday, where i'll eat some more. i'll be leaving coral at my aunt's house. :( sigh.

i think. that by the time next year comes 'round, i'll resemble one of those humongous, obese people from wall-e. i'll probably have to roll to school coz i won't fit in the car. and i'll get stuck in the door. which reminds me of the winnie the pooh story. where pooh ate too much honey and got stuck in rabbit's burrow-hole. they starved pooh to get him out.




i don't wanna starve.

FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

HELLO WORLD!

it's saturday, and do you know what that MEANS???

it means morrow is SUNDAY.

and SUNDAY is the day i will be watching NARNIA : VOYAGE OF THE DAWN TREADER (though not in 3d. i know, i'm eating my words.) with manda koh, ash and aishah!!!!!

eeeeee!!!!

i'm so excited i can barely breath but i must breath in order to live and i must live in order to be able to watch narnia morrow.

yay.

oh joy. oh joy.
narnia's out.

i missed the premier.

tyugirfdsjokdfnbvlx,

the truth.

I'M BAAAAAACK. :)

so my trip to taiwan & singapore was very very. interesting, to say the least.

my lack of luck astounds me sometimes.

pictures shall be up shortly! (maybe, if i feel like it. :P)

okay. 'tis all folks!

streaks

i'm sick.

and i'm off to taiwan morrow.

bleh.

tuesday was my mom's birthday (23/11). i made her a video montage, my sister gave her 20000000 cards and my dad gave her a lamp.

as in one of those really ancient, gas lamps, except inside there's a lightbulb.

my mom's reaction was priceless. :P

I HAVE TO REACH 37 000 WORDS TODAY. yup.

for the flagellum. coz i'm funky.

HAPPY SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY AMANDA KOH GEOK LI.

congratulations on winning!!! (the scoreboard; for more details click here) - of course, you had MY help, but we'll overlook that small fact, shall we? :P

so now that you're older and not in this country, i donnolah woman. what to tell you ah?

let's see.

i am insanely proud to say that i am typing this at midnight. :) I STAYED UP FOR YOU - amazing, i know, seeing as i love sleep more than anything else in the world.

i wanted to call you, then decided against it because

a) i wasn't sure if you brought your phone with you

and

b) i don't quite know the time difference. :P (okay, so this option doesn't really count, but. heh. for all i knew, i could've been calling you at 4 in the morning there!)

by the way, YOU MUST WATCH NARNIA : VOYAGE OF THE DAWN TREADER (3D) WITH ME OR I WILL KILL YOU. oh OH. now that you're older, you should learn to eat properly, i.e. NEATLY - which is really something coming from me. :P sighhhh. i am sorry for flaunting my butt at you numerous times. (but you know you enjoyed it *wink wink*) i refuse to apologize for slapping your arm a lot. :P it is a habit that cannot be contained. :P i miss skyping with youlah, you loser.

one day, i'm going to surprise you with a marsbar. uhuh. then we'll see who makes who cry. (does that make sense?)

sigh.

what i want to say is - and this is very very rare coming from me so here goes :

thanks for being such an awesome possum best friend. :) (like making me study, being there for me, telling me to shut up, bullying me occasionally, letting me hit you in retaliation, going through the torture of reading everything i write, putting up with my overall retardedness, sticking up for me, paying for me when i'm broke; which is more often than not, and yea, that is to say, thanks for everything. oh, and also for making the best front cover of a book i've ever seen)

THE END.

i hope you're tearing up. this is a pretty dang sweet post, if i may say so myself.

p/s : your ice cream awaits.




detox.

my, my. what a busy end to the school year.

tuesday was reportcard day, which means that the prefects spent a good four hours standing. then, we had the year end assembly, which included an array of performances, though i was too tired to actually enjoy them. :P

my report card was okay. meh. could've done better.

straight after the assembly, it was off to ashleigh's house for her SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY PARTY THING. :D

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TUMBLR HUSBAND! :)

here's the gist of it :

went swimming, had my nose turn purple, received a hat with 'khooster' engraved on it (thank goodness it wasn't hobo), ate like a pig, slept at 11, apparently mumbled in my sleep, dreamt about cookies, breakfast (scrambled eggs, ham, sausages, baguettes etc.), went on THE WORLDS TALLEST INDOOR TUBE SLIDE, took a picture with ben10, had juice (shared with amanda koh; thanks for the gingerbread man lauren! :D), went back to ash's, watched the boys game, had lunch (pasta and char kuay teow), watched harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban to psych us up for harry potter and the deathly hallows part 1, ate ruffles, had dinner, WATCHED HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART ONE, tried to do the severus snape song thing on the way back but failed, SUCCEEDED right before we reached ash's house, slept, punched amanda koh in the eye while sleeping, had breakfast (hashbrowns, eggs, toast), went home, had piano.

yes.

epic, i know (especially the end - i mean, piano after all that? whoaaaa). ahahha.

you know what really bummed me out though?

the fact that they didn't show the narnia trailer.

watch it here :



to quote ashleigh, "every other advertisement is like a slap in the face (to me), and the card advertisement with some narnia promotion is like a punch."

p/s : i'm paraphrasing.

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING ASHLEIGH. :)

also, also, also. ENJOY YOUR TRIP TO LONDON AMANDA KOH. (bring skandar back, yeah?)

i'm going off to taiwan next next week, then from there, i'll be going to singapore (universal studios baybeh!).

yup. life's gooooood. :P

on the other hand, my nanowrimo is suffering. another hundred words to 25 000.

I. CAN. DO. THIS.





the main mane.

i. am. amazing.

no, really.

i'm so cool. :P

hahaha. 12 104 words. :)

IN YO' FACES PEOPLE WHO DID NOT BELIEVE IN ME. :)

heh.

heh heh heh.

yes, this is going to be a pretty pointless post. no sharp edges here. (getit getit?)

so today was varun's open house.

(HAPPY DEEPAVALI EVERYBODY)

his house is pretty.

i think i had too many cupcakes.

DAMON TOLD ELENA HE LOVES HER. (then proceeded to erase her memory, but that's not the point - see what i mean about no sharp edges? :P)

my eyes hurt.

i've been staring at the computer for too long.





do you like zombies too?

excerpts.

bits and pieces from the book thief :

Rudy?
She did more than mouth the word now. “Rudy?”
He lay with his yellow hair and closed eyes, and the book thief ran toward him and fell down. She dropped the black book. “Rudy,” she sobbed, “wake up….” She grabbed him by his shirt and gave him just the slightest disbelieving shake. “Wake up Rudy,” and now, as the sky went on heating and showering ash, Liesel was holding Rudy Steiner’s shirt by the front. “Rudy, please.” The tears grappled with her face. “Rudy, please, wake up, ***damn it, wake up, I love you. Come on, Rudy, come on, Jesse Owens, don’t you know I love you, wake up, wake up, wake up….”
But nothing cared.
The rubble just climbed higher. Concrete hills with caps of red. A beautiful, tear-stomped girl, shaking the dead.
“Come on, Jesse Owens—-“
But the boy did not wake.
In disbelief, Liesel buried her head into Rudy’s chest. She held his limp body trying to keep him from lolling back, until she needed to return him to the butchered ground. She did it gently.
Slow. Slow.
“God, Rudy…”
She leaned down and looked at his lifeless face and Liesel kissed her best friend, Rudy Steiner, soft and true on his lips. He tasted dusty and sweet. He tasted like regret in the shadows of trees and in the glow of an anarchist’s suit collection. She kissed him long and soft, and when she pulled herself away, she touched his mouth with her fingers. her hands were trembling, her lips were fleshy, and she leaned in once more, this time losing control and misjudging it. Their teeth collided on the demolished world of Himmel Street.


He stood in the waist-deep in the water for a few moments longer before climbing out and handing her the book. His trousers clung to him, and he did not stop walking. In truth, I think he was afraid. Rudy Steiner was scared of the Book Thief’s kiss. He must have longed for it so much. He must have loved her so incredibly hard. So hard that he would never ask for her lips again, and would go to his grave without them.

birds of a feather flock together.